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This I wrote back in 2017. Now, four years later, we've got a "president" who goes around sniffing young girls. And really, it's the only thing he's good at.

Pervocracy

What would be so horrible about holding a lottery to decide who'd serve in Congress? I mean, come on, how scared are you of winding up with someone worse than Adam Schiff, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Nadler? Could you even find worse people? Maybe if you had a fully-equipped scientific expedition to... sheesh, I don't know where! You can't beat our own 50 states for generating reprobates and elevating them to public office.

We really should try something else.