If you think my headline lacks the tang of goodwill that's meant to characterise Christmas Eve, so be it.

I always understood that the idea was to embrace repentant sinners, not schmaltz over recidivist creeps.

Anyway, what about the (so far) secret epistle from a woman whose penchant for authoritarian bullying....

Evil Ursula – Treasonous, Heartless And…? 

ooooo

"I was very clear that there is a longstanding view in the European Commission and in the European parliament that there will be no funding of barbed wire and walls."

Evil Ursula's Bogus Borders Solidarity! 

'Not A Migration Crisis?' Know Your Enemy! 

...is as irrepressible as the Argie Dope's reproaches to those who want to defend civilised Europe....

Hey, Argie Dope! Say What You Think Or STFU! 

'Who cares about the women and girls of Europe – crimmigrants come first!'…not the Argie's actual words, but what they mean in practical terms. 

Dope! "Prioritise Migrants' Dignity Over National Security

...from primitive predators.

After 'Christmas' Controversy, European Commission President writes Letter to Pope Francis