(Editor:This post is mostly satire, but still somehow less bizarre than Irish government policy. Nothing here should be interpreted as libelous, GRMA)
I am very grateful for Conor Gallagher's article "Former Ku Klux Klan leader mentoring Irish far-right extremists online" published in your paper on 24 July 2024.
How does a foreigner, an American with a foreign sounding name like DaSilva, dare to "mentor" anybody in Ireland? Don't we have enough native Irish "mentors"? Next, that far-right extremist Yank is going to look for a teaching job here in Ireland, maybe even at third-level. Well, feck him. He probably thinks that by giving himself a Mexican sounding name and growing a bushy mustachio he can fool our excellent Diversity, Equality and Inclusion people. No way, José! He might try and come to Ireland, though, as an International Protection Applicant. He could say he was persecuted in the States as a rare species of animal, what with the "grand dragon" that he is. They might believe him, after all, right? Our International Protection Applicants Processers believe all kinds of stories these days.
Also, I find it despicable that our own far-right fascist extremist people mix with a foreign ex-con, even con-line, sorry "online". Have they no decency at all? Ex-cons like DaSilva should be dealt with like they tell you on the trains in Britain, when it comes to hate stuff: See it, Say it, Sort it. Identify them – which Mr Gallagher did by publishing all identifying details of Irish people he spoke to on telegram. Tell everyone about them fellows – which Mr Gallagher also did, on the front page of your lovely paper, and sort them out. O.K., I could do that, if you like. I could call on a few of the lads and have a decent vigilante march to their houses and burn the bastards out of council house and home.
By the way, encouraged by Mr Conor Gallagher's fine research, I did my own bit of investigation con-line. One of them Telegram groups that the Dragonman and those follows use includes a certain "Aideolf Ó hItléar..."
First, I was fooled, like anyone else would be. But then it dawned on me, that behind the fine Irish name a very quare fellow is hiding his true self. Like DaSilva is trying to hide behind his Mexican name, it is the Führer himself! And now the whole moustache andl business makes sense! Get it?? Wasn't Adolf himself decked out in a hairy bit on the upper lip? And don't the Mexican vaqueros wear brown shirts? How deep does this go?
You should send the guards down and pick up Mr Adolf Hitler and any other lunatics who use telegram! They will give him a good thrashing with the baton like they gave to that scum in Coolock. That'll teach him! Well, on second thoughts, maybe not such a good idea. He might think about becoming an International Protection Applicant himself. And then, we will never get rid of him.
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