An Elegy to a Father that Never, Was

taurusingemini

April 1

The song I'd, played for you, a father that, never, was…

You were, never my, father, despite how you'd, "made", me…

This is NOT even CLOSE to an eulogy, because, eulogies are supposed to be saying good things about those who'd, died, right?

Well, guess what, got nothing good to say 'bout you! You were a DEADBEAT, who abused me, who RAPED me, verbally, who took advantage of my youth, stripped me of my, childhood, and I'd, HATED you for it, and will continue to, for the rest of my, remaining years on this, FUCKING (so???) planet.

And the only GOOD thing you ever did FOR me, was DONATED that SPERM with an X-chromosome (Can you imagine how much more FUCKED up this god damn world is going to be, had I been, an XY??? Yeah!). And, you weren't EVER there for me, now you're, getting older, and as death slowly, prowled at you, you became, too fearful, why is that? Because you FEARED, going to HELL for ALL the BAD you'd done in this lifetime?

Well, NEWS FLASH, Pops: I'd lived in PURGATORY no thanks to you, from when I was birthed out of your EX-wife's VAGINA (so???). And I still grew up, on my own, and you were never, my father, only, a DONOR sperm!

and, here's your, future, D-A-D! A lonely old man, waiting on ghosts...photo from online

Oh, thanks a bundles for that tadpole with the VITAL X, 'cuz had I been an XY, yeah, imagine how BAD this world would've gone???

I would've become JUST like you, started FUCKING all my whores started in my teens, gotten a ton of my bitches knocked up, and, seeing how they're all way too young, killed off, many more, "children"…

So, I'm still glad that I'm a REAL live woman, and I grew up, into WENDY, still watching over, all those, little girls, and I will get ALL my males trained, to respond to my commands of SIT, STAY, good boy, come and give mama a K-I-S-S!