I'm bacckkkkk! I have a lot of explaining to do but it's probably not going to be on this post.

It's December 31st. Honestly, I don't think anyone had a resolution. 2020 taught us a bitter lesson. But 2021 said, "I be your mate?"😭 Omo this year show me shege o. Tbh that's not the point.

The point is that many of you did so many unspeakable things this year. I was watching and taking notes, waiting patiently for this day to come. You've had your fun, it's time to stop. This brings us back to my favorite segment "New year, New rules" where I talk about people or things that trended over the year and MUST NOT be taken into the new year.

End of the year post (ideas gotten in the bathroom)

  • Sneakers/crocs on trad

Are you mad or something??

Comrade, why are you doing this?

  • Ultra dark upper lips
Exhibit A

I have just one question, "WHYYY?!" I don't understand why women do this. Your upper lip should blend naturally if you're going for this look, preferably dark brown. Except you're auditioning for the role of Nneka the petty serpent on Africa Magic Epic, pls throw away all your black lip liners.

  • It's the kini for me

The next time hear this thing, I can actually fall down. Let this thing die and be buried with 2021.

You see this set of people? They can't be helped again.

  • Biker shorts

Is this not tight abi eye dey pain me?

Azin you people are wearing tight outside and calling it biker shorts?? To be fair, it does look good on some people. But the free trial mode has now expired. Goan throw all the biker shorts in your wardrobe away before I open my eyes!

  • Turtle neck on men

Him sef he's giving himself side eye like "shey I'm doing the right thing bayi?"😂🤲

Men without fashion sense and wearing turtle neck everyday lmao. I genuinely have a problem with overdoing turtle neck or wearing it to formal events. Like why would you wear turtle neck to your own damn wedding?😭(I wish I screenshotted that groom's picture. It looked so bad)

I remember Law dinner 2019. All the guys pulled up in turtle necks. The whole damn Faculty of Loo, Yoonilag.

I say wetin be thissss?😂

Resist the urge to pick up that turtle neck. Just wear native.

If they stop you at the gate just feign ignorance

  • Kdrama slander

Not anime though. They deserve all the slander.

  • Tacky frontal wigs

Like how do you feel wearing something like this on your head??

  • Beach holes

If I see you wearing this on the road, I can call Yaba left to comman carry you

  • Spelling Yoruba wrongly

It's pakurumo not kpakurumo. You invented the k from where??

  • Tinubu for presidency???

Can we pls all get our PVCs to combat this madness?

  • Not reading my blog

If you don't read my blog, are you want to shey yeye mi?😂🙏 If you continue in this act, destruction awaits you.

Seriously though, my FABfam are the luckiest in the world and we're extending our exclusive arms for you to join us. I

2021 has been my most inconsistent year but this would change next year. I really apologize for keeping you guys without content. I've been so busy with school and freelance writing/editing. When I tried to get back, my last post flopped and I lost motivation. Pls read, comment and share🥺 I'll do better. If I don't post, disturb me in my DMs😂

This is a reminder to relax and stop putting pressure on yourself. I hope you have a beautiful 2022.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎉🎉🎉

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